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"What the hell," you muttered, sitting in the midst of what looked like an explosion of screws, bolts, and bits of wood. That's right, my friend, you had just bought an IKEA desk earlier today against your better judgment and were now working on putting it together.

And failing miserably.

"How the heck does screw A4 fit into hole H6?!" you shrieked, about to throw the pieces into the wall. You were quite surprised that you hadn't ripped the diagrams and instructions into millions of pieces by now.

"Whoever designed these shitty things must have been a sadist," you determined, glaring darkly at the paper that was supposed to be helping you. You held it in your hands and turned it every which way, but no matter what you did, the pictures never made sense.

"WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR SECRETS?!?!?!"

"Maybe because it's a piece of paper, bella." With a squeak-shriek, you twisted and fell into the massive piles of useless desk parts. A chuckle made its way to your ears as you sat up to look at the person who was in your living room. You almost fell over again when your eyes met reddish-brown.

"You-you're…,"

"The name's Adamo, bella," the 2P version of Italy said, smirking at you. This time, you actually did fall over again.

"You know, it's-a usually polite to give your name in return." You scoffed and sent a glare at him, which only made his smirk grow.

"Says the one who's come into my house without any prior invitation."

"An attitude like-a that won't endear you to me, bella."

"Because I just want to be so close to you." Adamo laughed and walked over to look down at you.

"I like you, bella. You're funny." Before you could retort, he crouched down and leaned over you.

"Wanna tell me where I am? I'm not-a in the same world as my 'original,' am I?"

"How do you know about that?" you asked, genuinely confused. He gave a lazy shrug and sat down.

"Me and the other 2Ps just-a do. We-a know from the start we're copies of someone else." You nodded and looked away from him, not really sure what to say. He didn't seem upset about the topic, but it still seemed kind of awkward to continue talking about it.

After a moment of silence, you glanced at him and sighed before staring at the ceiling.

"(Name)."

"Hmm?"

"My name. It's (Name)." You looked over at him just in time to glimpse a small smile on his face.

"Nice to-a meet you, (Name)."

"You too, Adamo."

…………………………………………………

"Do you want me to-a build this desk for you?"

"Please."


--Timeskip—


Adamo sighed as he heard another crash erupt from your bedroom. Despite your frustration over the IKEA desk you'd bought the day he'd arrived, you hadn't learned your lesson and had bought another one to put in his room.

"Three…two…one," he counted down.

"SCREW YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF JUNK!!!!" He sighed again and headed to your room. If he didn't help you soon, you might tear the house down.

Adamo glanced into your room to see you growling at a severely wrinkled piece of paper and knew exactly what to do.

You were knocked over as Adamo glomped you out of seemingly nowhere. Flailing around a bit, you fought to keep the majority of his weight off of you. Adamo had glomps of doom, and as much as you loved the rare moments where he'd show affection, they were killer for your health.

"Adamo," you wheezed. "I can't breathe." He gave you one last squeeze before letting you go. You both sat up and you took in a deep breath. Adamo just smirked when you scowled at him.

"You-a never learn, huh, bella?" You huffed and picked up the mangled instructions again.

"Would you rather not have a desk?"

"I'd rather you-a not destroy our-a living space," he responded, taking the paper out of your hands and leaning his shoulder against yours. A pout appeared on your face in an attempt to hide the blush that showed at his closeness. Adamo studied the directions and rested an arm around your shoulders.

"I don't-a understand why you can't get these instructions, (Name)."

"I don't understand why you can." The two of you sat in your room for at least an hour, Adamo showing you how the desk needed to be put together. You didn't know why you didn't just ask for his help in the first place. It would have saved you a ton of frustration.

Finally the desk was done and in place in Adamo's room. Excitedly, you clapped your hands and turned to him.

"Thanks for helping again!" you said, leaning up to kiss his cheek. You started to turn away when his hand grabbed your cheek and turned your head back to his to bring your lips to his. Your eyes widened in shock as you let him kiss you. He pulled away and looked into your eyes.

"You missed," he said, that familiar smirk making its way onto his face. Your face flushed and you shoved him in the chest, pretending to be upset.

"You jerk," you muttered, hiding your face in his chest as he hugged you so he couldn't see your smile. You felt his chuckle rumble through him as he rested his chin on your head.

"Si. But I'm-a your jerk."

"Oh, well that's alright then."
...I have no excuses. I have no idea what this is. It feels like fail though.

Adamo means "red" or "earth."

If you haven't read the Intro, here is the link. [link]

If you go to the Intro, the links to the other countries' stories will be there. You can also check to see which countries have already been requested and add a comment with a country you'd like to see, if they haven't already been asked for. Please go to the Intro to make your requests.

Also, I have now decided to make an "offshoot series" for the sequels to these CIRL chapters. [link] There is the Intro chapter. Please make requests for sequels there.

I don't own Hetalia or 2P!Italy.
You belong to :icon2pitaliaplz: (Thanks to :iconluckydog10heart: for showing me this icon she made and to anyone else who tried showing me a 2pitaly icon!)
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gigi912912 Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
glomps of doom!!!!!!!!!!!! :evillaugh:

i laughed soon hard at that my mom gave me the 'WTF' face because A) she was sitting next to me B) it was reallllly loud =D
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NeoniZigzagoon Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
'Adamo had glomps of doom'

I have glomps of doom too..
*holds breath for a second* THEN WE CAN BE 'GLOMPS OF DOOM' BUDDIES
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IreneTheAwesome Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
Goddamnit SWEDEN YOU SADIST~!!
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Chizuru-the-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"WHY WONT YOU TELL ME YOUR SECRETS?!?!?" XD That's me every single time I get a peice of furniture to put together.......One time me and my friend goffed pretty badly.....We put it all on backwards.......Let's just say...IT'S A HECK OF A JOB TO TAKE APART...........And it makes since for Sweden to be a sadist....
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Finn-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
he is-a my jerk XD
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NordicFanGirl10 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015
This reminds me of today i got a boyfriend and broke up with him on the same day because the dîck jokes and being a pervert. I called him an idiot and he s
would respond saying, "But I'm your idiot".Sweden x Finland emote Dansu plz Hetalia Spinning Russia KOL KOL Icon 
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LightElf2001 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the 2p germany and I have to say I personally like how you changed their names from the original, it made your fics unique but still simple and awesome!!
Like this one... Keep writing and Rocking!!:D (Big Grin) Clap Love 
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bluerose269 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well a name is a very important thing haha Thank you!
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Silent--Songbird Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD hehe, IKEA... Awesome job!
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
IKEA ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING HELPFUL! :iconffffikeaplz:
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how a certain level of Yours and makes it okay to be a jerk XD
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flags-are-awesome2 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
"Whoever designed these shitty things must have been a sadist,"
:iconswedenepicfaceplz:<- He is sadistic! Trolling us all with IKEA furniture!

I love this story ^^ 
I wish that could happen in real life...
But then I would have to watch out for glomps of doom o_o
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A two step guide to building an ikea desk 
1: discard instructions
2: keep mental image and build using judgement 
 it never fails unless you get bored and go on the internet
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MortalInstruments14 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Glomps of DOOM!!!!! I have those ^_^ I use them to crush my friends
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acrazyninjapirate Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So Sweden's a sadist... That makes sense XD
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
TOTAL sense. It explains why he has so much fun with finland XD
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acrazyninjapirate Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh true... Every time poor Finny cowers under his gaze, somewhere within him, he smiles... XD 
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
I sure. YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES XD
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acrazyninjapirate Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
EVERYONE RUN!! THE EVIL IKEA LORD IS COMING!!!
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
HIDE YO KIDS
HIDE YO W'FE XD
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:iconacrazyninjapirate:
acrazyninjapirate Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HIDE YO DOGS
HIDE YO STOCKHOLMS
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
XD
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LaurenJr Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
2p versions in my house? The moment I saw this in the intro I just knew it would be interesting xD
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Azaya-sama Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My god you just described me perfectly. That's me when I'm trying to put something together. The instructions are trolls :icontrollface and I'm always the angry one screaming at the paper. Then my twin laughs, comes along and builds it like it's no sweat. I swear they're working together... Demon spawns... But damn this story is good.
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stardust1019735 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
But... His name I thought was Luciano. ;3; Now I'm just confused.
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bluerose269 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Different people use different names, I guess.
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citrinesun Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
IKEA is a pain, even in my reality...But, I don't mind a 2p in my reality either :)
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Breepable17 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can't these things happen in real life?!?!?
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HetaliaLove100 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student Artist
I know! WHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!! ;^;
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Breepable17 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess i just have to be satisfied with obsessing over the episodes and fanfics. Sigh...

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pktcat Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Student Artist

I totally agree.

:iconamericawhyplz: :iconsaysplz: WHHYYYYY

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:iconfelicksismine:
felicksisMINE Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
Ahhh Sweden, bringing couples together since the era of Ikea.
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justaregulartomato Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Writer
Kesesesesese ofcourse they do i ship swedenxikea swekea
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Skye-42 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student General Artist
PAPER, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!
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animefangirl200 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
that is so not something I would- who am I kidding,i would totally scream at a piece of paperRomano emote 
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Konakona321 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
"Whoever designed these shitty things must have been a sadist," you determined, glaring darkly at the paper that was supposed to be helping you

DON'T INSULT SWEDEN BERWALD!!!!
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Vocaloid-Anime-FL Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THIS COMMENT MADE ME CHOKE ON MY BUTTER COOKIES
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even though sweden is gay he's still respected but he's GAY 
*runs from raged fangirls*
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TailsTheFoxFan717 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014   Writer
what if he thinks Finland is a woman //random thought//

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Sapphire1313Emerald Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013

2p: Adamo I would have figured it out eventually.....*blushes lightly* I think....

1p: Amazing story~^^ Sounds more like my 2p then me though~

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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol XD He's funny. :3
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MotherRussiaWins Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student Artist
XD LOVE IT!!!
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute ^w^
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Kitty-chan3215 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
"Three…two…one," he counted down.

"SCREW YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF JUNK!!!!"

Yup. This, was hilarious. 110 Prussian Awesome Points x3
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CookieFluff Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
We bought a desk to put in our living room.
Those things are torture.
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tomatolove12 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
im kinda confused... is his name Adamo, or Lucino?
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bluerose269 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He doesn't have an official name, as far as I know. So it can change based on writer.
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Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Yep sounds about right. I would have had a hissy fit and cuss out the desk.
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BlackBloodWolf554 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR SECRETS?!?!?!"

"Maybe because it's a piece of paper, bella."

:iconyoudontsayplz:
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student General Artist
For some reason,this is what would happen if Oliver came suddenly as well.(Oliver is 2P!England)

Me:HOLY SHIT NO!

Oliver:Hush,love..

SMACK!

Me:GET AWAY!!!!NONONONONOPENOPENOPE

Oliver:....Have a cupcake.

Me:Oh shit................HELL NO!

Adamo:...Not Oliver..*facepalm*

*runs down stairs with Oliver chasing*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEADAMOSAVEMEEEHESTRYINGTOGIVEMEHISKILLERCUPCAKES!!!OLIVERGOAWAY!IKNOWYOUARETHE2PVERSIONOFENGLANDJUSTGETAWAY"

Oliver:Just eat my cupcake,love!It'll help you get over this!

Adamo:*grabs Oliver*Stay away from the ragazza,Oliver.She's mine.

Me:Meh.Meeeh.Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.Meeeehhhh.Meeh.*hides behind Adamo*

Oliver:*glares at Adamo*I just wanted to give the girl a cupcake.

Me:Well,it's not my fault because of deviantART I know you put things in your cupcakes!Like people,for instance!.....Shit.RUNLIKEABOSSRUNLIKEABOSSRUNLIKEABOSS*runs out door*

Oliver:I will kill whoever told her and turn them into cupcakes.

Adamo:*facepalm with free hand*You do like your cupcakes...*lets him go after giving him a death glare*Hurt her and I will kill you,Oliver.




I am so random. :iconcryforeverplz: I will cry myself to death now. :iconimdeadplz:
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Vocaloid-Anime-FL Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oliver...so cute i love you...(i love you more than 1PEngland cuz my friend loves him)
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