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Oh the horror.

Oh the inhumanity!

The absolute, unabashed, horror-filled, horror.


Happy Bi-Weekly Grocery Shopping Day.

"Seriously, how do we go through this much food?" you grumbled to yourself as you made your way to your roommates bedroom. "And why am I the only one to notice when we need more?" You peered into the doorway of Louisa's bedroom to see her sitting at her desk. She was typing away at something on her computer and apparently hadn't noticed anything that had just happened in the past five minutes.

So with all the abandon in the world, you launched yourself at your best friend in a hug of epic proportions.

A weird sound that was probably the offspring of a snort and a shriek escaped her as your arms wound around her neck from behind. You laughed and squeezed lightly as she turned her head to glare at you.

"(Name)! Vhy did you do zat?!" she asked while trying to pry you off.

"I do this at least once a day, and yet you still ask me why I do it," you replied, keeping a firm grip around her neck.

"Because you never give me an answer. Now vat do you vant?" At this point, Louisa had given up on getting you off of her and decided that asking you what you wanted would probably work better. You hummed and lightly swayed back and forth, causing Louisa to sway with you.

"The fridge is empty again."

"Was? But ve just went shopping, didn't ve?"

"That was like, two weeks ago."

"Has it been zat long?" You sighed and let your head fall onto her shoulder.

"You are so hopeless when it comes to keeping our fridge stocked."

"Vell excuse me for having important things to take care of."

"Because ensuring we don't starve to death isn't important."

"You know vat I mean."

"Yeah yeah," you muttered, standing straight to rest your chin on her head. "So let's go shopping."

"Right now?"

"Now's as good a time as any." Louisa sighed and stood up, forcing you to back away so your chin and her head wouldn't ram into each other. Knowing that you had her cooperation, you grabbed her arm and started tugging her out of her room.

"Let me get my purse first, (Name)! Gott." You snickered and let her get her stuff before latching onto her again and dragging her out to the car.

"So vat do ve need to get again?" Louisa asked as she got into the passenger seat.

"Everything," you replied, buckling up and starting the car. And with that said, you zoomed off to the grocery store.

Fifteen minutes later, the two of you stood in the entrance of the supermarket with a shopping cart making strategies for the quickest way to get what you needed.

"Alright, we got this," you said, looking at the shopping list you'd quickly scribbled down.

"I don't like how we plan these trips like they're some sort of battle tactic," Louisa commented as the two of you made your way into the produce section.

"Maybe if somebody tried paying attention to the state of our food supply, they wouldn't," you mused. She scowled at you but didn't say anything in favor of looking through the vegetables.

Almost two hours later the two of you were back home and putting your groceries away.

"These big trips are so tedious," Louisa groaned as she put the last of the food in the fridge. You raised an eyebrow at her which made her roll her eyes.

"Ja, ja. I know. I'll try to make sure I pay more attention to how much food ve have."

"Can you please? That way we won't have to go on all these huge trips that kill our wallets."

--Two Weeks Later—


Ok so this is for :iconechoesfromabove: as a way of saying thank you for helping me get my videos unblocked. I hope I did alright for this and that you like it! It's kinda more snarky than I intended...

I don't own Hetalia or Fem!Germany.
You are best friends with and therefore belong to :iconfemgermanyplz:
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isachook Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015
that last bit though 
Abbstarr Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
Fem! Germany, Fem!Sealand, and Fem!America would all definitely be my BFFs.  This is so well written........ wow
Rockerpunk27 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Lol! That's how I react when there is no food in the fridge! I loved this! :)
SherryVeramuto Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
emphasis on 'try' there yeah XD
Which means it's not guaranteed to be done XD
Hahaha XD

Battle tactics for a restocking of the fridge trip? Hehehe XD

All this means, it's very very good~~ ^^
Hetalia43v3r Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If you squint, you could see it as more then a friend...
le-awesome-emily Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer

"Oh the horror.
Oh the inhumanity!
The absolute, unabashed, horror-filled, horror."


Love how it turns out the way it did. xD And also the fact that who you dedicated it to liked it a lot! :D
bluerose269 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad people like it so much. It ended up being a lot snarkier than I'd originally intended lol And I extremely happy to know that she loved it. It's a sort of favor I owe her, so I would've felt bad if she didn't care for it.
EchoesfromAbove Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
...I am sitting at a University PC-Pool and am having a hard time not to burst into laughter with 20 strangers around xD I reaaaally love it *cuddles*
bluerose269 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww I'm so glad you like it! lol
Yurrai Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student Interface Designer
CheckedKitty Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I would probably be best friends with her. And I would probably be that way towards her as well. Yay~
m00nlight101 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That sounds like me and my mom!
PrayerForTheFallen Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
absolutely! That's be me and Fem!Germany alright... ^^
Good Job! :iconkonataplz:
NagaChelsi Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Something tells me I would be besties with that chick. Actually I'm the one who makes sure we have a list so we don't over spend in my family. But they never take me seriously.
JoannaFaire Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student General Artist
You didn't try hard enough! xDDD
HeartOfFireSoulOfIce Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The last part. kjasdf.kljaslfkjasdkldjsfl ksdjfasdfklasjdfkljasklfjasd *dies* This is written better than some Male!GermanyXReaders I've seen... okay ze quality is really good.
bluerose269 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw thank you so much!
colorfulmoon Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student General Artist
That last part killed me :XD:
IndecisiveLyrics Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lololololo Too cute X3
roailia Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Louisa! Don't Blame me cause the food is gone! (Total Lie! I have the appetite of America XD) And you totally failed at trying to pay attention to the food! What wrong wit ya' Gurl! (XD)

Totally awesome story!
bluerose269 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol Thank you!
roailia Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Your Welcome!!
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